Something I did and put on my friend's wall. Took 2 or 3 hours. Letter was as follows:
Poopface Soraka popped up in my house today and tried to eat all my pots. When I tried to stop her, she yelled "STARCALL, NIGGA!" threw a saucepan at my head, and vanished in a pillar of blue light. I've been unconscious ever since.
Lessons for today? 1. Always pack Revive 2. Don't mess with Soraka 3. Loves pots? She's a true Kitchenette.
P.S. Soraka ain't very photogenic.